KRAMER: Sure, well I promised you would hit him two home runs.
O’NEILL: Say what?
KRAMER: You know, Klick!. A couple of dingers.
O’NEILL: You promised a kid in the hospital that I would hit two home runs?
KRAMER: Yeah, well, no good?
O’NEILL: Yeah. That’s no good. It’s terrible. You don’t hit home runs like that. It’s hard to hit home runs. And where the heck did you get two from?
KRAMER: Two is better than one.
O’NEILL: That, that’s ridiculous. I’m not a home run hitter.
KRAMER: Well, Babe Ruth did it.
O’NEILL: He did not.
KRAMER: Oh, do you say that Babe Ruth is a liar?
O’NEILL: I’m not calling him a liar but he was not stupid enough to promise two.
KRAMER: Well, maybe I did overextend myself.
O’NEILL: How the heck did you get in here anyway?