Wade Boggs was rocking a Bon Iver beard prior to hipsters and before Justin Vernon.
He is also known to be a prodigious drink of canned beer.
Another classic Card, Willie McGee won a pair of batting titles over the course of his standout career.
Somebody just forgot to wake him up in the dugout for this photo circa 1988.
It’s OK, they were probably playing the Astros anyway.