![KEITH: Ya know I hate to brag but, uh, I did win eleven straight golden gloves. ELAINE: [chuckles] KEITH: I wouldn’t have brought it up but since you mentioned it. ELAINE: Ha, I didn’t mention it. KEITH: Well I won them anyway. ELAINE: Well so what. I mean you played first base. I mean they always put the worst player on first base. That’s were they put me and I stunk. KEITH: Elaine. you don’t know the first thing about first base. ELAINE: ha ha well I know something about getting to first base. And I know you’ll never be there. KEITH: The way I figure it I’ve already been there and I plan on rounding second tonight at around eleven o’clock. ELAINE: Well, uh, I’d watch the third base coach if I were you ‘cause I don’t think he’s waving you in. You know I hate to say this but I think we’re really hitting it off. Get it? Get it? KEITH: Funny. [Keith takes out a cigarette]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lutb91UseF1r3l211o1_400.jpg)
KEITH: Ya know I hate to brag but, uh, I did win eleven straight golden gloves.
ELAINE: [chuckles]
KEITH: I wouldn’t have brought it up but since you mentioned it.
ELAINE: Ha, I didn’t mention it.
KEITH: Well I won them anyway.
ELAINE: Well so what. I mean you played first base. I mean they always put the worst
player on first base. That’s were they put me and I stunk.
KEITH: Elaine. you don’t know the first thing about first base.
ELAINE: ha ha well I know something about getting to first base. And I know you’ll
never be there.
KEITH: The way I figure it I’ve already been there and I plan on rounding second
tonight at around eleven o’clock.
ELAINE: Well, uh, I’d watch the third base coach if I were you ‘cause I don’t think he’s
waving you in. You know I hate to say this but I think we’re really hitting it off. Get
it? Get it?
KEITH: Funny.
[Keith takes out a cigarette]
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